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... Dio recounts an exchange involving Elagabalus as well as the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Will not call me lord, I am a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by possessing Elagabalus asking his doctors to give him the equal of a girl's vagina by way of a surgical incisio